So now that I’ve had conversations with PANTS where he didn’t just call me a fabulous person, it turns out that he’s pretty cool.

If you too secretly like PANTS, please respond with “I actually like PANTS” or even “I wish I was in TSB”.

Or if you don’t, there’s always “I’m not gay” (because he kind of is).

I’d be grateful if you could include a reason, so that this thread could become a supreme evaluation of PANTS’s character.