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Flamebate > Role-Playing > The Trollhole > A ****ty biography of my ****ing self.
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Heat Seeking-
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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Big Brother Posted:

OK, I’ll do this in segments.

When I was ****ing 3, a ****ty UFO from goddamned outer space ****ing abducted me. It was scary like a 10-mile long ****ing male reproductive organ-woman's genitals-bum from goddamned ****ty crap-hell. And then they ****ing male reproductive organshotted me (didn’t hurt as much as it ****ty-****ing would now) for fun and goddamned said “ARR OH EFF ELL! ****s and giggles!” THen they mother****ing dropped my ****ty mother****ing body on the mother****ing ground. It ****ing crappy hurt. Ouch.

Next segment:When I was tit-crapping 8

Ya those goddamned mother****ing aliens, always probing your bum and stuff right?

Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:16PM
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