AFTER MANY DAYS PONDERING THIS MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IT HAS BEEN DECIDED:

MILO POSSESS A LESSER AMOUNT OF GAY THAN THAT HELD BY DWEAD MANCHON

I KNOW SOME OF YOU READING THIS MAY BE SHOCKED – I WAS TOO, BUT PLEASE ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE.

YOU SEE MY INVESTIGATION FIRST BEGAN UPON HEARING DEAD MAN MACONH DECLARE “YOU ARE ALL GAY!” I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EARS. I WAS NOT GAY, YET THERE WAS SOME MAN INSISTING THAT I IN FACT WAS.

IT WAS THEN THAT MILO ISSUED HER COUNTERARGUMENT, ONE THAT WILL SURELY LIVE ON FOREVER IN THE HISTORY OF FLAMEBATE.

SHE PROPOSED THAT NOT ONLY WAS SHE NOT GAY, BUT THAT IT WAS DEAD MACHHON WHO WAS THE HOMOSEXUAL IN OUR MIDST.

THAT WAS WHEN IT DAWNED ON ME.

MILO AND DEAD MACHON ARE BOTH GAY

AFTER I HAD THAT FIGURED OUT IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF DECIDING WHO WAS THE LESSER OF THE GAYS.

AND IT IS WITH TREMBLING HANDS THAT I SAY…

MILO IS LESS GAY.