Anansi Posted:

wild-****, I am so glad to see you sticking around in this thread

I know you have begun to learn something about the lessons of love, even though you yourself have not yet realized it.

Soon your false air of condescension will evaporate and be replaced by a humility and also a serenity at the acceptance of your low and unexalted place in the grand order of the cosmos.

last pro tip (after this no more freebies), using grandiose words to hide your lack of intelligence doesn’t really work.

So far we have learned:

1. touchy feely sensitive crap isn’t funny, and shouldn’t be posted.

2. Long Winded boring posts, no one will read.

3. Grandiose terminology fools no one, and makes for a very poor insult.

Take these lessons to heart and post with confidence.