Anansi Posted:

Religion could be what’s missing in your life, son. You’re not quite bright enough to become a scientist, but if you learn the lessons of love well enough, you could be a new age faith healer.

I have always wanted to be a cult leader myself.

I’d call it Aqualung, after the Jethro Tull song.

I’d claim to hear God speaking through the lyrics of that song, and bilk homo chumps like you out of your life savings.