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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

As someone who has repeatedly been told that I don’t “get” TSB, let me try to take another crack at it OK?

I think TSB is like a large group of children standing around on the school playground shoving Hotwheels and GI Joes up the rectums, and telling everyone how cool it is.

And like the quote so often attributed to Adolf Hitler, about how if you tell a really big lie, and tell it often enough people will believe you.

So other kids join up with your group and also start shoving GI Joes and Hotwheels up their rectums.

What those kids don’t realize is that, the original group that started it all is:

A. sercretly laughing at all the newbs who are now telling each other how cool it is to shove Hotwheels and GI Joes up their rectums, and:

B. Secretly geting off, on watching people shove stuff up their bums, because:

C. They REALLY DO enjoy shoving Hotwheels and GI Joes up their rectums.

OK Do I “get” TSB yet?


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