L2 Posted:

I was going to submit all my ideas at the last minute, but I might get screwed in the end that way. So I’ll submit two of mine now.

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“The Italian”

“A false mustache, made of only the finest pubic hair.

Rumored to have been invented by Gianni Versace whilst blowing heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein, “The Italian” became an overnight success shortly after his death. Enjoying most of it’s popularity in Italy, this fashion accessory has been masterfully crafted from the pubes of only the most beautiful models and porn stars. Comes in many shades of black, red, and blond; ask a store employee for help on matching it to the drapes.”

PRICE: ~ 10,000

NOTE TO EVIL TROUT: I will post a picture of me wearing “The Italian” for an E-Peen. Log in to see images!

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Unused Bullet from Columbine

“In the span of you’re internet career, you’ve pwned countless websites. You’ve pwned furries, you’ve pwned camwhores…you even pwned your own grandmother on the “80 Years+ SexFindr™” forums. But even a hardened veteran like you would never have the balls to pwn these people in REAL LIFE.

Unlike you, some people have the courage to put their lives on the line for truly epic lulz. This unused bullet is a relic that belonged to two such…an heroes.”

PRICE: ~ 1,000

actually thats not a bullet at all, its a shotgun shell, looks like about a 410 gauge, you might wanna change title to shotgun shell. good entries tho!