I dare say that this entire contest is far from a mere mockery – It is a sham! Utterly rigged, completely biased, and totally unfair! How dare someone believe that the “skills” (and I use the term as loosely as the gaping hole between her legs) of Mrs. Misantihomorifficwhatever could outshine mine! Utter blasphemy! This contest is rigged! I would demand my money back, but thankfully I was intelligent enough to realize before-hand that any amount of money wasted on a wretched hive of sgreat times such as this would be too much. A show of nothing more than favoritism! Utter and complete bollocks.

That said, I see a need to reclaim lost honour, and so I shall take it. Consider someone else’s “role play” better than mine, shall you?! Hah! Perish the thought! I hold you to your challenge once more, for I. AM. IN.