Hi Trent I saw you at a Best Buy 3 Christmases ago. One of the employees told me that you shop their for your family almost every Christmas and as they were helping you load the items into your car I asked you to autograph my copy of Pretty Hate Machine.

But I’m sure you remember that because meeting me must have been a pretty big deal for you.

Also I didn’t mention this to you then but I just wanted to let you know you were a lot shorter than I expected. Maybe you should stop being shorter than people expect.