For all you fabulous persons out there that are still virgin, step by step.

1.Get a blunt,hard object(Not your male reproductive organ), something like a cricket bat or iron pipe should do

2.Go somewhere girls hang around(Like a party or something)

3.ask one of them for a bit of time alone

4.Hit her in the head as hard as you ****ing can.

5.Get her body in your car/bicycle and go home.

6.put duct tape on her mouth and imobilize her arms and legs(This is extremely important, if she wakes up in the middle of the sex she wont be able to scream or move.)

7.Sex(Only Anal and woman's genitalsl, you dont want your male reproductive organ bitten off)