Monkey Doodle Posted:

Dude, let’s just do it in front of everyone in a mall or something. If they can’t accept our love then **** THEM!! Got some sweet Linkin Park lined up to play while we do it.. dude this is gonna be SWEEET, but.. at the same time brings up so many questions about the legality of such things it hurts to think about it. Log in to see images!

Hold on, what’s your major? I want to know what my twin has been up to? Also, how does it feel to know that we were BOTH failed abortions. That was what my mother told me, anyway. She said that she threw you in a dumpster.

I don’t know about the whole public making out thing, though. I have a lot of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends that hang out in the mall, and they might be all like, “I’m going to tell the establishment, and send you to Guantanamo Bay.” They’re totally doing that to people that make out with their own twin. The government sucks. Log in to see images!