I often meet girls in my day to day life, and I consider myself a bit of a Don Juan — though the French version, of course. There is little that I do not do in my quest to meet these women and to woo them. I would like to tell you briefly of my experience with one young blossom named Jessica.

She was a beauty, perhaps 21 or 22, and came to France as a student. She had not seen much of the world, it would seem, and was immediately interested in my offer to show her around Paris. We had a lovely night, and drank wine until the early morning hours. She told me about her hopes, her dreams, her fantasies, and more, all while we drank yet more of a truly lovely Chardonnay.

Then — well, it would behoove me little to tell you the details, since a true gentleman never kisses and tells, and if there is one thing that Rick Rolle is, it is certainly a gentleman — but, well, it is safe that say that we are no strangers to love, you and I.