Manphin, I apologize for doubting your analysis of your origins. Clearly, if you believe that you are pre-human, that in itself is evidence that you must be.

I have a few questions for you. Some are about dolphins and some are about the Manphin. I’d appreciated it if you’d enlighten me.

1. About Dolphins: If they preceded humans but have superior neocortices, does this mean that humans have “de-evolved” (regressed)?

2. About Dolphins: After the coup, will humans have to live underwater? Will we be enslaved to our dolphin masters?

3. About Manphin: Do you live above or within the water? How do you move around? Could you post some full-body pics so we can understand your means of locomotion.

I apologize if these questions seem nosy. I just want to understand.