mary misanthrope Posted:

You really are a fabulous person…

Dear Miss Misanthrope,

I hoped that you would have made your retreat to a convent or other spiritual center by now, but it appears that you have not. Some people just refuse to be helped or to accept a helping hand.

Your personal problems will henceforth not be my concern. However, I strongly disapprove of this post you made to Miss Wild-Slotss. (And no, this does not represent my approval of gambling for other than charitable purposes.)

Your intolerance of her drinking preferences I find most disturbing. Many times when I was in my late thirties and fighting off the post-baby flab, I savored the sweet, refreshing taste of a Fanta. I haven’t seen it on the shelves of my local grocery for years, but perhaps that is because I live in a small town.

Miss Wild-Slotss is lucky enough to live in a city where they not only still serve Fanta, but apparently also have come out with a fourth version of that delightful soda. I understand that, because of your disturbed psychological state, you resent her better cirgreat timesstances. I will ask Jesus to ease your anguish. Still and all, I pray that God will smite you for your fine upstanding member of societyrdly attitude towards those who are more privileged.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood