Dear Sirs, Ladies and closet Goons,

I am deeply sorry that I was kicked out of SBT because I was planning on telling everyone to go **** themselves and then quit myself.

You see, one of you male reproductive organsmearing crack whores got me kicked out of BTS and have therefore robbed me of the pleasure of quitting. I don’t know who you are, but you better come clean before things get out of hand.

In short, I would like to be allowed back in to STB just long enough to make a thread about how awesome I am, and quit.