fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

You know how to make a cat sound just like a dog, and a dog sound just like a cat?

Pour gasoline over the cat, then light it, it makes the sound WOOF!

Put a dog in a deep freeze, until it is frozen solid, then place it underneat a bandsaw, and cut it in half, it makes the sound MMEEEAAAOOUWWW.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE MOTHER****ING FUNNY/sarcasm off (THAT’S ****ING LAME HUH?!)