Dear Moderators,

This is shameful! I demand that you erase these offensive poems immediately!

I am now quite inured to the sight of young women flaunting their boobies and bottoms on this website, and have learned to ignore any pictures that aren’t of puppies or kittens. But when I saw that this Black Dragon Lady had decided to share some of her poetry with us, I opened up the page. I love poetry, and more than once have bemoaned the loss of such poetic geniuses as Helen Steiner Rice.

So you can imagine my shock and horror when I read what this trollop calls a “poem.” I thought I must be mistaken, so I read it through twice. By that time, my heart was hammering and I felt faint. I think I might have had a mini-stroke, because I feel somewhat tingly.

I think if Mr. Trout knew that such pornography were being bandied about on his web pages, he would be as horrified as I am. Please erase these poems at once. I have to go rest now, but when I’ve awakened from my nap, I expect this filth to be gone.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood