genericangstyposter Posted:

My attention to all you good sirs. I believe that I have invented a flying machine. It consists of leathery wings such as a bat would have, attached to a bicycle. I am to drive it off of a small cliff to-morrow. Soon, I shall be the first man to reach the sky.

If this is successful, then I believe I shall try to fly to the moon, at some point.

Heresy! If man were intended to be removed from the grip of the earth, the lord would have given us wings! May lighting strike you and your sinful device down!