genericangstyposter Posted:

My attention to all you good sirs. I believe that I have invented a flying machine. It consists of leathery wings such as a bat would have, attached to a bicycle. I am to drive it off of a small cliff to-morrow. Soon, I shall be the first man to reach the sky.

If this is successful, then I believe I shall try to fly to the moon, at some point.

Dont forget to paint it red because red goes faster.