Buy Official Merchandise!
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing

Viewing a Post

John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

An Ode to Macks’ male reproductive organ

This male reproductive organ is quite marvelous;

It has so many uses.

For women it is special too;

Excitement it induces.

And babies can be procreated,

From its sperm-filled juices.

And always it remains with you;

Until you’re old and frail.

Don’t take it out in public though,

Or you’ll be thrown in jail.

Just look at it and feel proud;

And thank the lord you’re male.

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!