Marcos El Malo Posted:

There’s a house down the block from me that’s been for sale. The problem is that it’s soooo tiny (1 BR, 1 BA), although I’m sure the lot is worth something. Anyway, the thing I really like about this house is the address: 5150.

I met someone who got “5149” tattooed on his arm.

He was very proud. “IT MEANS I AM ALMOST CERTIFIABLE.”

He was also a giant fabulous person.