El3ctr0d3s Posted:

Rodrigo Posted:

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igreat timestears Posted:

El3ctr0d3s Posted:

BeavisSaves Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

ravenblooDDarkdreams Posted:

i think you broke him

I’m not broken, I’ve finally been FIXED. YOU WILL NOT FALL WITH THE REST OF THEM, THOUGH! YOU SHALL NOT FEAR MY WRATH, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN NICE TO ME…. or have you? What if you’re one of THEM!? What if you’re ALL HIM! PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AREN’T WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE!@?

How do you know I’m not you? What if i am your mbumive insecurities incarnated and personified? What if all of your torment and angst grew to resent its host? What if it wanted… to kill?

Dude, please, he’s been through enough.

You are in one of the factions of EVIL… why should I listen to you? You work out. I don’t work out. I’ll never work out. Except that one time, I tried to get that girl… but then I went for weeks and it didn’t do anything, and she laughed at me, just like you’re ALL LAUGHING AT ME! YOUR MUSCLES ARE LAUGHING? No… no… that’s silly. I think they’re smirking, though.

Some of us are born lucky, others aren’t, i was not one of the lucky ones, do you know how long i worked to get a body like this? 18 years! 18 years of rock solid determination coupled with a potentially life threatening diet and 5 hours of sleep a day, it nearly drove me insane, but i finally got what i desired, the body of a god and anyway, would i really be trying to help you if i was evil?

Ay ay! Someone with whom RODRIGO! can truly connect! Tu estas muy caliente, just as RODRIGO! is! Join me, mi amigo, and we shall help all of these people discover their true bodies de dios!

RODRIGO! has chosen me to aid him! yes, i shall join you, how might i be of service?

This is un development muy grande, y RODRIGO! has not had time to think it through! Simply be the most guapo hombre you can, as shall I, and together, we shall make this forum muy macho!