always appropriate:

Uncle ****er- Terrance & Phillip

[Terrance:] Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a

You’re a male reproductive organ sucking bum licking uncle ****a

You’re an uncle ****a, yes its true

Nobody ****s uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a

You’re the one that ****ed your uncle, uncle ****a

You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,

You just **** your uncle all day long

[farting noises]

[Terrance:] Hmm!

[farting noises]

[laughing]

[farting noises]

[Some Guy:] What’s going on here?

[farting noises]

[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh

****er ****er uncle ****a uncle ****a ****a ****a ****a

[T & P:] Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a

[Terrance:] uncle ****a

[Terrance:] You’re a boner biting bastard uncle ****a

[Phillip:] You’re an uncle ****a I must say

[Terrance:] Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday

[Everyone: (laughing)]

[People:] Uncle ****a… thats

[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E **** you Uncle

****aaaaaa tonight…

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!