The arsenal believes not in theocracy, democracy, or Log in to see images!. We subscribe to Ninjacracy.

– Politicians should not solve arguments by phone-book reading filibusters. That is boring and a waste of time. The political system would be much improved if disputes were solved by sneaking around in the middle of the night and bumbuminating your opponents.

– Ninjas can fly.

– How have you not joined our klan yet? Wait. Stop. We don’t want you anyway.

so much so that your entire immediate family just had a garrote wire accident. Ninjas? Who can really say.