USA! USA! East Tennessee, land of people who shoot each other when there isn’t a war to shoot foreigners. The Volunteer State, a name given because since the birth of the nation we have the highest count of volunteers during wartime (because we love to kill people). Our high fat content food that tastes better than any food on earth. We drink moonshine that we made in our backyard for breakfast. I’m a gay baby. Wilder than a buck! Some of the best weed on earth is grown here by mountain men. Andrew Johnson hailed from this region and was the only president to hold a keg party in the Rose Garden of the White House. Despite sterotyping, you will find that East Tennesseans do not tolerate racism and haven’t really ever done so, because we are the salt of the earth and realize on a fundamental level what it is to be human.