MC Banhammer Posted:

Since I don’t have time to run a klan on my own, and would like yet another forum to read, I’m looking for a klan that might want me. I have the following to offer:

1) No actual useful information about Episode 2.

2) 2923 Flezz, 336519 Cred, 286 Forums Pwned, and 7 Medals for your all-important klan epeen.

3) Poor trolling efforts on the public forums.

4) The ability to ban players which I will steadfastly refuse to do just because you ask.

5) No help whatsoever in getting vanilla scoops.

With all that, I can’t see how anyone would not want me! I’ll consider offers as they no doubt roll in. An active and entertaining private forum with lots of porn is a plus. Thank you for your time.

1. We can wait.

2. We aren’t really going for klan ePeen, but that’s very nice!

3. We have every hope that you could get better at RP.

4. Meh.

5. That’s good, because we aren’t any help either, except for Escher, most likely.

Re: an active and entertaining private forum with lots of porn – again, we have Escher.

If you’re up for RPing, mod or not, we’re available.

TSB is still cooler than us, though.