nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

Yes, bowflex has just introduced a new innovative line of exercise equipment called the CHAIRFLEX

20 hours a day in this baby and you’ll lose all that unnecessary muscle mbum in no time.

Good 2know. I’m just kiddin, though. I’m a skinny girl in stripy sox. I don’t want to be buff becz thatd make me less intrsting. I’ll take 3 ABBA CDs tho, cuz I can cut them up for my ironic art project skewering pop cultur n stuff.