Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

Come on people.

It’s like the bottom of the ninth now. You’ve been smacked around the park all game. Surely someone can step up and try to take it into extra innings… It’s starting to get tiresome now, it’s no fun shooting fish in a barrel.

You don’t want to salvage some collective dignity?

Baseball is for fabulous persons.

You, sir, though you may be worth some lint, leave me utterly unimpressed and wanting more. Satisfy me.