nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY ARE AS WRONG AS YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD

WHAT I SAID WAS FUNNY

WHAT YOU SAID WASN’T

LETS TAKE THIS ONE STEP FURTHER

MY POST WAS AWESOME

YOUR POST WAS BORING AND CLICHE

I BET YOUR THE KIND OF GUY THAT GOES AROUND QUOTING MONTY PYTHON THINKING YOU’RE HILARIOUS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY

FUNNY LIKE ME

I appreciate you are just trying to hit a nerve by having a wild stab in the dark. Which obviously was a technique you learned from your abusive father as a child. ‘It’ll be alright, the bleeding will stop. Have some extra pocket money. Just don’t tell your mother’.

But the dead mother tack doesn’t bother me. Try another if you can strain to think of one.

Oh, out of interest. One question. Do you actually genuinely think you are funny? Did you really find your own post humourous?

I mean I understand all of you in your little clique tell each other that you are funny and intelligent as it’s a survival mechanism. Obviously as a group you can just about manage enough self esteem and confidence to operate in the world. The cycle of mutual affirmation gives you the strength here to overcome your obvious personal failings in the real world.

But when you step back and really, honestly look at your posts do you not feel they are a bit ****? A bit lacking in imagination? Do you not feel perhaps a little dead inside that it’s all you are capable of? I suspect that’s true.

If not then great for you. You can be happy with your diminished capacity. But that would perhaps be the saddest thing of all.

Oh, and just to help you all out I left you a little easy way in on the end there. You can quote the ‘saddest thing of all’ part and imaginatively spin it back on me. Log in to see images!