Actually, no one cares about stupid **** like you enjoying a fantasy world with sasquatch pilots and to further my point is how broken you are. Hope this helps:

Although children with bum Burgers acquire language skills without significant general delay, and the speech of those with bum Burgers typically lacks significant abnormalities, language acquisition and use is often atypical. Abnormalities include verbosity; abrupt transitions; literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance; use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker; auditory perception deficits; unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech; and oddities in loudness, pitch, intonation, prosody, and rhythm.

Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and cirgreat timesstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with bum Burgers often have a limited range of intonation; speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with bum Burgers may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker’s conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech’s content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.

Children with bum Burgers may have an unusually sophisticated vocabulary at a young age and have been colloquially called “little professors”, but have difficulty understanding figurative language and tend to use language literally. Individuals with bum Burgers appear to have particular weaknesses in areas of nonliteral language that include humor, irony, and teasing. They usnually understand the cognitive basis of humor but may not enjoy it due to lack of understanding of its intent.