A fart bumon would just make a great web widget in general. It wouldn’t have to do anything except sit in the sidebar of your blog or @social_network page and make various fart noises when someone clicked on it. It’d also make a fun little web app for the iPhone. Putting the FART back into Smart Phone.

I think that would make me actually get an iPhone, if there was a fart widget. Can you imagine having a conversation with someone, whipping out your iPhone, and making it fart. The person talking to you would say, “What the hell was that?” and you’d reply, “That’s basically what I hear whenever you start talking.”