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Unending Torment Posted:

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Phlegmatic Posted:

First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.

Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?

Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.

Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.

Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Unending Torment Posted:

Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!

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No…Sugar mammary glands.

I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.

Really? you and who’s army?

The Gay Army.

No. The Suicide Army.

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i fail to see how committing suicide will do anything but aid me in my quest to get sugar mammary glands over here to blow me.

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Awesome pyramid is awesome.

nah it sucks. I hope you die in a gutter with a dog ****ing on you. Log in to see images!

How can anything with “Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!” inscribed on the top be anything but awesome?

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Also, **** you.