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Phlegmatic Posted:

First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.

Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?

Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.

Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.

Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!

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Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!

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No…Sugar mammary glands.

I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.

Really? you and who’s army?

The Gay Army.

No. The Suicide Army.

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i fail to see how committing suicide will do anything but aid me in my quest to get sugar mammary glands over here to blow me.

It’s a reference you’re obviously too dull to understand.

If you even THINK about saying “Life of Brian” i swear to god i will eviscerate you faster than a Nissan plowing into the supple flesh of a female college student.

Life of Brian. There. Do it.

I wasn’t talking to you, but if you want me to rip your jugular out I’ll happily do it, just give me your address and the addresses of all your female relatives under the age of 40.

Female? What is this… “female” that you speak of?