Nigers Posted:

Hi Friend.

Good to hear from you friend! I bumure you, though the value changes greatly, you are in great luck. As Miner for the ministry of natural resources my counting skills are very low. In order to count bars or dust for you, I are in need of flezz statements and account numbers. We can discuss such matters over phone, intertubes, or pigeons in a timely and quick matter.

I bumure you, value is of no matter. You are my sole and only person of confidence and will be until our transactions are done. Feel no need to worry of trust matters, you are the only one to compete against yourself with.

Our Flezz bars have drastically reduced in price recently, and I am in need to get rid of them all quickly. In my country this flezz mineral is very plentiful, and becoming almost free to us and unvalualbe, but all my life I have mined such. In your country you can sell this flezz bar or alluvial dust for great flezz, at 250 kilos of 22+ karat flezz. We made mistake by keeping it for to long, and only try to help our feeling peoples, by giving you a chance to use it before you hold it to long. In my country we say, “Milk the goat by the tit, Or the town whore will squuege you”, follow that wisdom friend. But in all matters, we ask you to keep this secure from all friends, great danger in allowing others to know of your soon to be treasure.

I greatly look foward to your reply.

Waiting to hearing from you soon.

Regards

Mr. ALPHA-MCSTAGGER-053

AHAHAHA That was after I replied back saying

me Posted:

I WANT FLEZZ DO YOU NEED MY ACCOUNT NUMBER AND SORT CODE?

i had to spoiler it because he said it’s supposed to be secret.
TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 04/17/2008 2:48PM