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Level 10 Troll
so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah
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genericangstyposter Posted:
Red_Machine_D Posted:
genericangstyposter Posted:
I cut off your toes one by one by one. Then I force feed them to you, bone and all. Slurpidy slurp. Then I do the same with your fingers. Your male reproductive organ and balls. Then I cut off your nipples and feed them to you. Then I cut off your eyes, and nose, and feed them to you. Then, finally, I operate on you… pulling out as many organs as I possibly can, and shove them in your throat. Delicious, delicious organs.
I’m an undead necropolitan so it doesn’t really matter, i don’t have a constitution score.
This game operates on the fact that you are murdered at the end of this, but I can work with that.
Then, after you’re chewing your organs, which you probably actually find delicious (being undead), I feed you a clove of garlic, I shove a silver dildo in your bum, and then I chop you up into little pieces.
*not a vampire OR a werewolf*
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