GrapeEscape Posted:

DK

DONKEY KONG

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DK

DONKEY KONG IS HERE

HE’S FASTER, BETTER, AND STRONGER, TOO. HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW.

HONKEY KONG IS HERE.

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NOW ALL YALLZ IS SO WHITE YOU JUS BE fine upstanding member of society SOUP,

AND WHILE I SOMETIMES LIKE THE STYLE OF YOUR SO-CALLED “GROUP”

YOU GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME FOR RHYTHMZ N RHYMEZ

PWNIN EVERY LAST ONE OF Y’ALL A MILLION TIMES.

AND AS FOR W00W00, THAT MASOCHISTIC LITTLE ****,

WE CAN’T JUST SITAROUND’NWAITUNTIL HE’S HIT BY A TRUCK.

CUZ THIS AUTOPWNING **** GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO SOCRATES,

ONLY SETTING THINGS UP FOR COUNTLESS MORE MEDIOCRITIES.

SEE, PEPPERSPAWN, I GOTTA SAY YOU’RE KINDOFA JERK

LIKE THE WAY LAST NIGHT YOUR MOM WAS MAKIN ME DO THE WORK

GOOD THING I HAD THE ENDURANCE, CUZ THEN SHE ASKED ME TO FIST HER

GOOD THING I HAD ALL THAT PRACTICE JACKING OFF ON YOUR SISTER.

I MAKE POSTS MOST APPALLIN,

CUZ I’M LAWLIN ‘N BALLIN

GONNA KICK YO CRACKA bum LIKE MUSSOLINI MEETS STALIN.

I BITE THE HEADS OFF OF BABIES

I LIKE THE CRUNCH OF THE SPINE

I CRANK OUT YESSES FROM MAYBES

CUZ DEM ****ES ALL MINE