igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.

That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.

This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!

Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.

So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!

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