AnthropomorphicDragon Posted:

BeavisSaves Posted:

AnthropomorphicDragon Posted:

being unique is not a gift, it is a curse! maybe if i was just like everyone else, i would be happy and blissful and nothing would go wrong because everyone likes me and i like everyone because i’m a stupid sheep that doesn’t see the big picture of what’s wrong with this world and everyone! sometimes i wish i wasn’t born with the knowlegde of the greater mission given to us select few who recognize the real gods, the supreme dragron-lords… it brings nothing but pain to me and even worse my lovely dragonwife! and no one around us understands at all! none of the dragonforce in my music library can blast away my pain!

just because u eat whole sheep and the townspeople flee from your hideous visage does not a dragon make

spare the flattery. i could never eat a sheep whole, male reproductive organ only.

fix’d.