Evil Trout Posted:

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the canadian sex offender database is not available to the public.

that being said, i’ve got a house down in texas and the nearest offender is…

a tie!

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First Name: RUDY

Last Name: MAGANA

Conviction(s)

36010001 Indecency w/child Sexual Contact

Source of Information: TX State Offender Registry

a child molester. awesome.

aaand!

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First Name: JOHNNY

Middle Name: EARL

Last Name: JACKSON

Conviction(s)

11990001 Sexual bumault

Source of Information: TX State Offender Registry

Just a regular old offender. A little boring in comparison.

they are both within easy walking distance of my texas house <1 mile…

AWESOME!