all gamers are like this guy:

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So you’re working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?

“Getting women” as if they are objects to do what? **** them and forget about it? Some life. “Getting women” improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being “playa”s. Who gives a damn about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?

Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form – by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, ****ing some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.

You get the benefit of enjoying an experience that billions of people haven’t already done to death. You get the benefit of enjoying an art form. Notice here that I am not approaching games as some h4rdc0r3 EL THREE THREE TEE jerk – I’m going about it in ways much like a movie buff would appreciate film. For tangible benefits, in competitive games, you are constantly pushed to not only complete a task, but learn to do it better and better. You learn to be quick on your feet, smart, and precise.

Oh, and popular television gives you a point of conversation with the lowest common denominator of people. And we all know that mediocrity is something to strive for, am I right?