I will now proceed to make the original posters post overly verbose.

bad attempts at trolling sucks!

if you think bad attempts at trolling is cool you are dumb and should kill yourself.

Has now become…

It is within my most humble opinion that mundane and otherwise horrible attempts at the art of trolling are within the realm of being utterly useless and offend my very senses.

Therefore, if you are a person who thinks that such detestable attempts at trolling are enjoyable and entertaining, you are, verily, an incompetent boob who would further evolutionary advances by ending your human life.