DaViDlEeSePhIrOtH Posted:

Schadenfraulein Posted:

Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!

There’s a girl in my English clbum that I have been dreaming of recently, her skin like smooth alabaster, her eyes as blue as an electric blue Trapper Keeper. If only she would acknowledge me. I would bring a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich and rub it on her feet forever if she wished. Alas, that her eyes look straight through me as if I weren’t even there, PBJ turning to ashes in my mouth, plastic crumpled into a ball of despair and tossed into the trash can of doubt. Oh woe. Oh whoa. Whoa-oh.

why do u dudez have to ruin evrything

jesus fukken christ