Sonpansatan Posted:

“The only thing you’ve demolished is another man’s @bumocks.”

I think I upvoted this one. It provoked a smile as I read it this time.

”Why yes, I do know how to blow up the @government_agency headquarters, but why do you want to know?”

“Controlled demolitions for fun and profit (but mostly fun).”

These two I pbumed on. The forum was How Stuff Breaks, and your submissions referenced breaking something, but that was all. I think the jokes needed another layer or two to work for me.

”Think of it as the @weapon version of ‘Will it blend?’”

I liked this one, but it didn’t knock me out. I can’t remember if I upvoted it or just pbumed.

”Weren’t you voted ‘Most likely to die in a @thing_random related accident’?”

I enjoyed this one and upvoted it.

”My @relative said ‘You can break my stuff, but you can’t break the human spirit.’ So how DO you break the human spirit?”

IIRC, this was one of the earliest thread titles submitted, and I upvoted it. I thought it was clever. Then a bunch more “broken spirit” or “broken heart” submissions came along and the joke grew thin.

”All I’m saying is that thermite is a prt of @god’s plan.”

Not knowing what thermite is, I pbumed on this one. If it didn’t make it into the forum, it was probably because it was too specialized.

”@insult_very special oafs like you are why all the good **** is illegal.”

I pbumed on this one. Yes, it works well with the theme, and I could see it as an angry reply, but I like submissions that make me laugh. This one just didn’t. : shrug :

HTH,

Loosey