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Inspector Gumshoe Posted:

Alright, Monkey and Gent. I’m listening in on this newfangled… thing. What’s it called? A headset?

I cant think of any reason this thing could be necessary.

Gentlemens, look for any connection between Brainfreeze and JolieNet. Have they bidded on any JolieNet property recently?

Good good thinking Gumshoe.

I knew there was a reason we are paying you that exhorbitant salary.


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Died

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

I can't hear Gentlemen anymore...

Died edited this message on 07/03/2008 11:49PM

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Gentlemen Posted:

Hm.

Alright…

I’m trying the code…

Wait a minute…

it just might-

Alright, I’m in… doing some searches

Though nothing comes up for Brainfreeze proper, The Brainfreeze Trust, a seperate org, has bid on JolieNet Bandwidth Director Office…

They seem to have bought a lot of stock in JolieNet…

What the **** is this?

My god-

BOTS…

Monkey, you have to watch out fo-

Gentlemen? GENTLEMEN?

...

What the hell is happening?

Is anyone else picking anything up? His line just…went dead.

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 07/03/2008 11:50PM

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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I don’t- ****. Gent? Gent!

Monkey, think you can get that exorbitant salary to cover a 1970 Dodge Challenger? I just might wreck it on the way there.

Heading to Gentlemens position. Gumshoe out!

Inspector Gumshoe edited this message on 07/03/2008 11:51PM

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Miss Trent

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“Training Broad”

Should we get down there? I can be dressed in—for that matter, I can go in this. He’s in trouble, isn’t he?

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**** no! This can’t be happening!

All agents, highest possible priority GET THERE YESTERDAY!

Use of deadly force is authorized…**** Nuke the place if we have to to get Gentlemen out of there.

Hang on old buddy I’m coming!

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 07/03/2008 11:54PM

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Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

On the way. I’ll change on the bike.


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[The Gentlemans Club]

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I'm moving also, not sure why Gentlemen headed off without me...


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Inspector Gumshoe Posted:

I don’t- ****. Gent? Gent!

Monkey, think you can get that exorbitant salary to cover a 1970 Dodge Challenger? I just might wreck it on the way there.

Heading to Gentlemens position. Gumshoe out!

Consider your car and any you hit on the way there covered Gumshoe.


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“Gloomy Gus”

Gumshoe jumped in his car and slammed his foot on the pedal. There were a lot of things about spying he didn’t understand. Technology, for example. Teamwork. Puzzles.

But there were a lot of things he DID get. And among those were stakeouts, gunfights, and ****ing car chases.

By the time he was halfway there Gumshoe had attracted two cops on speeding, and had subsequently lost ‘em. He knew he had to be faster than any cop to get there. He knew it, even though he was sure, deep in his hurt that it was already too late.

Dammit, Gent… hold on just… hold on for four more minutes.


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“Training Broad”

Almost there too, I can see your rustbucket, Gumshoe. Which entrance? Repeat, which entrance?


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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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“Gloomy Gus”

When he got out of the car, the JolieNet Service Center was empty. Closed. Beyond operational hours. No one was there.

No glbum was broken, but Gumshoe could see the signs of a struggle. Struggles were good. Struggles meant that Gent could be alive.

He didn’t even check inside. He got back in the car and followed the tire tracks.


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Miss Trent

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“Training Broad”

Gumshoe, do you read? Wait for backup. I’m right behind you. Better two of us if there’s—

Damn! Monkey, he went off without me. I’m right behind.

Miss Trent edited this message on 07/04/2008 12:00AM

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Gentlemen has pulled a lot of pranks, has done more than his fair share of stupid stunts just to show how good he is at his work; but he would NEVER cut off a serious report like this without something seriously bad goin wrong, hell if I pulled a prank like that he’d suspend me without pay for two weeks.

I am trying to convince myself this is just a gag, or just a technology malfunction…but I know better this is serious.

Damn it old friend you better hang the **** on!


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[The Gentlemans Club]

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Monkey? I've only just arrived at Jolie Net and will remain here for now, leaving the tracks to the others.


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Miss Trent

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“Training Broad”

Nearly caught up with Gumshoe. He’s got his comms off. I think he’s following tire tracks, but it’s so dark.


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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Nah nah nah nah- ...I’m being followed? Is that… no time for that. Have to-

No! ****, ****! No!

By this point, they were close enough for both to see. In the side of the road the guardrail was ripped away. And down below the road, a fire was raging. Tall, bright. He could smell the stench of burning rubber, and industrial plastic, and… what could very well be human flesh.

No, no, NO! We- no!


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Miss Trent

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Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Monkey! Come in! Oh, god. This is…maybe it’s not him. I’m stopping. Oh, god…


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Inspector Gu-
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“Gloomy Gus”

Too late. Too ****in late! We were so close! Why?! Who did this?!


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Miss Trent

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“Training Broad”

Monkey. Take a deep breath and sit. Reporting the death of an agent at 0007 hours. Please send out a retrieval team before the cops start swarming this place.


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