I HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR 3 WEEKS

Gene Hackman

10.28"

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Something_Witty Posted:

4921 E CALLE DEL NORTE

PHOENIX, AZ 85018

(602) 840-7309

I live in Phoenix. I will be there.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 06/19/2008 3:03AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Mow a swastika in your lawn.

If you have any fuzzy sofas or carpets, shave them.

and make sure to leave poos in every single toilet for when your family gets home.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 06/19/2008 3:19AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

In fact if you really want to impress them, buy a thing of maraschino cherries and put some on top of the poos for added decoration.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 06/19/2008 3:20AM

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Odalisque

13.64"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

In fact if you really want to impress them, buy a thing of maraschino cherries and put some on top of the poos for added decoration.

QFT

ilu man

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 3:22AM

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CAPTAIN SODA

4.88"

[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

Something_Witty Posted:

WHAT WILL I JUMP OUT FROM IF I HAVE NO HOUSE?!

LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

I SAW THAT IN A MOVIE ONCE AND IT WAS P. COOL

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 3:23AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Mow a swastika in your lawn.
If you have any fuzzy sofas or carpets, shave them.

and make sure to leave poos in every single toilet for when your family gets home. In fact if you really want to impress them, buy a thing of maraschino cherries and put some on top of the poos for added decoration.

Sorry Odalisque, your suggestion is only the 2nd best now, TUBSWEETIE is promoted to ‘bearer of best idea so far’.

YOU BOTH BETTER BE COMING TO THIS PARTY Log in to see images!

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 06/19/2008 5:10AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Odalisque Posted:

Repaint it in red and black stripes, or green with black polkadots.

Then have a party and invite me.

Best suggestion so far A++++++++++ would listen to again.

I already mentioned the address and date for the event, hope you can make it! Log in to see images!

Chito Posted:

I live in Phoenix. I will be there.

BE SURE TO BRING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, AND TAKE LOTS OF PHOTOS OF THE EVENT PLZ.

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 06/19/2008 5:26AM

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my_mother

5.61"

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Mow a swastika in your lawn.
If you have any fuzzy sofas or carpets, shave them.

and make sure to leave poos in every single toilet for when your family gets home.

I say mow a swastika in your pubes.

Also, invite me to this naked party. But don’t have it on the same time as the **** in the freezer/poo in the toilets/burn the house down/kill the hookers night.

Actually on second thoughts, do all these things on the same night.

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 6:01AM

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scully

38.89"

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Are we all going to visit Jick or Bigguyinblack? Log in to see images!

Can I spank someone at this party? Log in to see images!

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 06/19/2008 6:28AM

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Rastanarchar-
ismarx

9.65"

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You could do some gardening. I tend to enjoy gardening when I’m alone in my house. Other fun things you can do out of boredom are pranks involving one-second-super-glue or whatever this glue is called these days (putting glue on neighbors doorknob, putting glue on neighbors football, putting glue on the dogs ball he always chews from, putting glue on the the keyhole of the neighbors car, putting glue on the steer of the local police officers bike, ...) seriously there are loads of fun things you can do out there with glue! experiment! Log in to see images! Rastanarcharismarx edited this message on 06/19/2008 6:49AM

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 6:48AM

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elenaratelim-
it

13.48"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

pee with the door open

jizz into someones hair product or somth

chainsaw a square on the roof and make a sunroof

bake cookies while loudly listening to embarrbuming songs you secretly love

Your couch, **** it

I dunno man

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 6:59AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

my_mother Posted:

I say mow a swastika in your pubes.

Also, invite me to this naked party. But don’t have it on the same time as the **** in the freezer/poo in the toilets/burn the house down/kill the hookers night.

Actually on second thoughts, do all these things on the same night.

Way ahead of ya.

You’re soooooo there, hope you have enough to make the flight to Phoenix though. You’ve gotta help me coordinate the chaos though Log in to see images!

scullyangel Posted:

Are we all going to visit Jick or Bigguyinblack? Log in to see images!

Can I spank someone at this party? Log in to see images!

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You can spank whoever you like, most of us will end up too drunk to resist. NOT THAT I’LL RESIST OF COURSE. Log in to see images!

Rastanarcharismarx Posted:

You could do some gardening. I tend to enjoy gardening when I’m alone in my house. Other fun things you can do out of boredom are pranks involving one-second-super-glue or whatever this glue is called these days (putting glue on neighbors doorknob, putting glue on neighbors football, putting glue on the dogs ball he always chews from, putting glue on the the keyhole of the neighbors car, putting glue on the steer of the local police officers bike, ...) seriously there are loads of fun things you can do out there with glue! experiment! Log in to see images!

I have a brown thumb, plants wither at the sight of me. Log in to see images!

I KNOW, I’LL PUT GLUE ON ALL THE DRINKS, THAT WAY EVERYONE IS STUCK HOLDING AN EMPTY DRINK IN ONE HAND FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. GENIUS!

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 06/19/2008 7:06AM

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my_mother

5.61"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Something_Witty Posted:

Way ahead of ya.

You’re soooooo there, hope you have enough to make the flight to Phoenix though. You’ve gotta help me coordinate the chaos though

I have actually been putting a few dollars aside just in case you ever invite me to Phoenix, so I’ll use that. It’s just enough for the flight though so when I get to Arizona I’m going to have to suck some male reproductive organ or something for more money. Unless you just want to buy all my drinks.

Also, I would like to officially apply for the job of personal bumistant/party planner.

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 7:27AM

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200KillerWas-
ps

9.73"

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

Something_Witty Posted:

SUGGEST ME SOME MEANINGFUL AND/OR ENJOYABLE ACTIVITIES TO HELP Pbum THE TIME

EDITED FOR 2ND POST: THAT I DON’T ALREADY DO ALL THE DAMN TIME Log in to see images!

get Bruce to come around and **** you senseless…

“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

Posted On: 06/19/2008 7:45AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Something_Witty Posted:

Sorry Odalisque, your suggestion is only the 2nd best now, TUBSWEETIE is promoted to ‘bearer of best idea so far’.

YOU BOTH BETTER BE COMING TO THIS PARTY Log in to see images!

I’ll be there in spirit. Sadly I don’t have the money for a plane ticket. Living in Canada is such a pain when all your friends live in the states Log in to see images!

You could turn your computer monitor around to face the party and do a webcam thing with me, though. I can get naked and drunk in my basement and pretend I’m at your house.
Basically just copy AAHZ’s friday nights.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 06/19/2008 11:53AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

200KillerWasps Posted:

get Bruce to come around and **** you senseless…

I’M ALREADY A VERY SENSELESS INDIVIDUAL.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

I’ll be there in spirit. Sadly I don’t have the money for a plane ticket. Living in Canada is such a pain when all your friends live in the states Log in to see images!

You could turn your computer monitor around to face the party and do a webcam thing with me, though. I can get naked and drunk in my basement and pretend I’m at your house.
Basically just copy AAHZ’s friday nights.

Gaaaaay. I had a room for you and everything. Log in to see images!

Also if you’re copying AAHZ, be sure to spend a ludicrous amount of money on some meaningless activity, giving lots of it to other people pursuing that activity. And talk to yourself a lot. And everytime you finish a sentence hold up a piece of paper with a symbol on it.

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 06/20/2008 9:19AM

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