Hi, yeah, uh, I got a couple of phone calls from Janie’s father and Eirairaianna’s father about their kids being missing and after I convinced them that I didn’t have anything to do with it, they pretty much told me I better help find them or else, which is messed up given that I have done NOTHING but try to keep these people safe, but Jesus, whatever, you know? So I was just wondering if anyone had seen any sign of them overall. I’m kind of worried since Eirairaianna certainly has a knack for getting herself into trouble and Janie, from what I can tell, has lost her natural defense of cynicism and hatred due to medication.

I guess . . . I guess I’m just going to sort of canvbum the neighborhoods around here unless anyone has any suggestions for places to start. Some of my bumociates might help out with this. Please, if anyone’s seen them, let me know — I really have been trying to keep them safe and I’d really like to not have it all end up with vomited popcorn in my car again, so I would prefer it if no one gave Eirairaianna popcorn. Also, if you’ve got any leads on anyone that they could be with, I’d appreciate finding out about that too.

They’re not brats, they’re good kids. I know what my report made them sound like, but I had really been pushed to my limits. You had sent me in there to talk to them about some of the material that we found on those CDs after we were searching the area for . . . well, let’s just say we were searching for a few people who can’t live within 1000 meters of a school and they just stonewalled me. I don’t know if I went in too harshly or what, I just wanted the info. You know I’ve always gone above and beyond and this time I just got cranky by the end and my car smelled like vomit and it was just overwhelming. *sigh*

Susy Thunder Posted:

They’re not brats, they’re good kids. I know what my report made them sound like, but I had really been pushed to my limits. You had sent me in there to talk to them about some of the material that we found on those CDs after we were searching the area for . . . well, let’s just say we were searching for a few people who can’t live within 1000 meters of a school and they just stonewalled me. I don’t know if I went in too harshly or what, I just wanted the info. You know I’ve always gone above and beyond and this time I just got cranky by the end and my car smelled like vomit and it was just overwhelming. *sigh*

Very well I will add that to your report.

The child you had in your car shot you with a BB gun and was completely un-cooperative, and Janie is suspected of starting fires, and perhaps worse.

Well, we can deal with that later, for now our priority is finding those “nice children” and getting them home safely.

I understand Janies father is wealthy…we could use a new pool table in the lounge.

Susy Thunder Posted:

It was on accident, the whole shooting thing. Well, not precisely accident, but I don’t think she really understood what she was doing since she kept yelling “lightning bolt!” and the like. Janie’s father is a good guy who cares about his daughter and she’s already gone through the court system. It’s not like there’s anything we can do there . . . unless you meant a reward for finding them? C’mon, man, you should be doing this for the children. Don’t you remember why you had me start this branch of the organization?

Yes yes…for the children.

Once again my dreams of becoming the next Minnesota Fats go out the window..

the act of babysitting being beyond the scope of my interests, i find myself questioning this operation.

but for my work to continue unhindered, i must operate within the given channels.

i find this forum is worthy of green flag status.

Agent-X edited this message on 07/19/2008 X:­XXAM

I'm not sure I can help in this operation, last time I dealt with children it didn't go too well.
If I come upon information I shall relay it but it is best I don't get too involved.

They’re safe…and having fun

THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

Susy Thunder Posted:

D’you know, I’d actually like to know more about this. Any ideas where we could find them?

Yes, but it requires pbumwords you don’t know… and a maze through a zombie infested basement.

Errr I mean….at the park.

elenaratelimit Posted:

Yes, but it requires pbumwords you don’t know… and a maze through a zombie infested basement.

Errr I mean….at the park.

Oh, okay. We’ll check the park.

Susy Thunder Posted:

Oh, okay. We’ll check the park.

I understand that the child Janie keeps in her possession, unique pets.

I suggest also checking the local pet stores.