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Bug - 1 How to stop a web server, by Evil Trout

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Evil Trout Posted:

What’s boring to you isn’t necessarily to someone else. I have heard “xxx is the best aspect of Forumwarz” about all of those “boring” sub-games.

We made the decision after launching Episode 1 that we’d focus on multi-player interactivity before tackling Episode 2. You can breeze through a content update in a matter of weeks, but multi-player games last forever. Looking back, I don’t regret that decision at all.

Sorry if you don’t like it, but you’re getting a content update that will more than double the current content size soon enough.

We can’t be everything to everyone.

I found INCIT to be a lot of fun, but that’s about it. Forumbuildr is a nifty way of getting new content, but the fact that there’s never any new additions to the game from CZ makes it look like a crutch to add stuff to the game for them.

I gotta admit, I still haven’t finished the last forum of Episode 1. I’m waiting for better equips, trolls to be buffed, or an increase in the level cap (What kind of MMORPG forbids me from leveling past 10, eh?). I suck at the game.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

1338h4x Posted:

I found INCIT to be a lot of fun, but that’s about it. Forumbuildr is a nifty way of getting new content, but the fact that there’s never any new additions to the game from CZ makes it look like a crutch to add stuff to the game for them.

ForumBuildr does create game content, but the primary reason it’s there is so people can have a weekly competition to earn flezz that involves voting on each other’s stuff.

To be honest we don’t need 36 E1 level forums Log in to see images!

Anyway, rest bumured the level cap is increasing, more equipment is being added and balance issues are going to be looked into in the next update.

In the meantime if you can’t beat the final forum, check out the wiki for advice. If you stock up on items it really isn’t that hard, especially with a level 10 troll.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

I’ve played a carp-load of MMOS, and most of them aren’t updated nearly as frequently as FW. Frankly, I’m just grateful the blog is updated more then once a month.

Tesfan edited this message on 06/18/2008 12:37AM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

run a ‘select * from *’ query (if that’s the one that brings up every table once for each record in each table and takes like days, my SQL is shaky at best), then make a new thread showing the results of said query.

I QUADRUPLE DARE YOU, DO IT DO IT DO IT PEER PRESSUREEEEEEEE Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

inks Posted:

And the problem is?

I can’t remember what database you’re using and of course I’m an amateur expert but I don’t think it adds anything to not null a column unless you’re indexing it. And the only reason to index an additional nine columns would be if they’re foreign keys I’d have thought, which is possible of course.

Ho hmmm anyway the database coped all is well!

The new columns weren’t indexed, that’s true. I think it’s more like it had to go through all 1.2M records 9 times. Adding each one seemed to take about 2 minutes at first, but then people started fighting for write access to the table (because I was doing it live) and the whole thing barfed.

Still, 15-20 minutes of downtime total isn’t bad.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Around when is this content update being released?

inks

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Good luck with the rest of the updates, EvilTrout – or perhaps as this is forumwarz: Hah! I hope you trash your servers, post buggy code and are driven off the net by pitchfork wielding flaming torchbearing haxorz.

Melted Fish

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[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

Ascension, the equivalent of Episode 2, took /several years/ to complete.

Can it, KoL newbies.

nevkick

Avatar: 16052 Thu Dec 04 03:36:13 -0500 2008
32

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Supports nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love.

Big Brother Posted:

Around when is this content update being released?

Two weeks?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Melted Fish Posted:

Ascension, the equivalent of Episode 2, took /several years/ to complete.

Can it, KoL newbies.

QFT.

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