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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

SPEAKING OF THAT, I SMELL LIKE BRIMSTONE AND MONKEY ****


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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the two apart.


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

TheColderSho-
ulder

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON Posted:

SOON, MORTALS, YOU SHALL BE IN A WORLD OF ****

fling your demonic poo elsewhere

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My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! UNHOLY ****!

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AND A BANANA PEEL!

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Cool. (Not the ****, but the posession part).

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

So, when is the big event? Should I throw a shower for monkey?


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Monkey in a -
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Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Well I do really need a shower BUT RUNNING WATER? NO ****ING WAY!


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

So it’s true that demons can’t cross running water? Or is it that monkeys like dirt? Hmmm…

Actually, I meant a baby shower.

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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

SHOWER? MORE LIKE A DOWNPOUR, OF EEEEVIIIIILLLLL HEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHHEHE!

MONKATRICE edited this message on 06/28/2008 4:41PM

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Monkey in a -
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DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Janie Posted:

So it’s true that demons can’t cross running water? Or is it that monkeys like dirt? Hmmm…

ACTUALLY THAT JUST GOES FOR THOSE CHINESE VAMPIRE THINGAMAJIGS

Monkeys like dirt. Well not dirt. Mostly poo flinging.

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 06/28/2008 4:47PM

NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

So you didn’t answer me, either of you. When is the blessed cursed event?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, it’s a waning moon now, and we have to wait weeks for a full one…


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

OK, it’s a waning moon now, and we have to wait weeks for a full one…

MY BRILLIANT PLANS AND WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN UNLEASHED CAN NEVER BE UNDONE FLESHBAG!

THERE IS NO NEED TO THINK OF SUCH THINGS MORTAL. ALLOW THESE PETTY THOUGHTS TO LEAVE YOUR MIND. QUESTION ME NO FURTHER OR YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT, MY PRETTY.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Demonmonkey, can you meet me tomorrow? I once talked with DemonSpawn about birthing his offspring once he was, you know, made manifest and all. I wanna chat about that a little. In the woods. Can you make it?


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

I WILL MEET WITH YOU MORTAL, I SEE YOUR MIND, AND I KNOW THAT YOU WISH TO TRY AND STOP MY PLANS!

YOUR ARROGANCE AMUSES ME, I WILL MEET WITH YOU AND SHOW YOU HOW FUTILE YOUR ATTEMPTS WILLBE

THAT WHICH HAS BEEN ALREADY BIRTHED CANNOT BE UNBIRTHED FOOL! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

MONKATRICE edited this message on 06/28/2008 9:22PM

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

DEMON with a Monkey in a suit Posted:

I WILL MEET WITH YOU MORTAL, I SEE YOUR MIND, AND I KNOW THAT YOU WISH TO TRY AND STOP MY PLANS!

YOUR ARROGANCE AMUSES ME, I WILL MEET WITH YOU AND SHOW YOU HOW FUTILE YOUR ATTEMPTS WILLBE

THAT WHICH HAS BEEN ALREADY BIRTHED CANNOT BE UNBIRTHED FOOL! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Um…ok. See you then!


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Monkey in a -
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DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Janie Posted:

Um…ok. See you then!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I LOOK FORWARD TO EATING—UM, I MEAN, MEETING—YOU


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Affirmative. Have found the missing puppy. Will trail it for a while to make sure it doesn’t bite. Tell Aunt Erma not to hold dinner.


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Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Priority message: This monkey is wandering around like a hyena on acid. No idea what he’s up to. I’ll stick with him.


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FigureWithMe-
at1954

Avatar: 49303 Sat Oct 18 14:30:54 -0400 2008
2

[watmm]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

is it too late to offer my soul?


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