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Ugly My Broken Heart: An Open Letter to Biff Tannen

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Biff,

I want you to know that the pain and darkness I am about to unleash on this unsuspecting community lie at your feet. I have to pour out my feelings, and I have to do it here, in the place where I first fell in love with you.

How long can one live with a heart in a thousand pieces? We shall see. But whatever happens, you should know that it’s your fault.

Janie

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Dr_Kraid

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

can i great times in u plz


[quote]Golden Horde Posted:

I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up?

Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.

Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.

You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.

Thi

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Janie Posted:

Biff,

I want you to know that the pain and darkness I am about to unleash on this unsuspecting community lie at your feet. I have to pour out my feelings, and I have to do it here, in the place where I first fell in love with you.

How long can one live with a heart in a thousand pieces? We shall see. But whatever happens, you should know that it’s your fault.

Janie

You know, this would all have been solved a long time ago, and your heart wouldn’t be in a thousand pieces, if you had only listened to my advice when you were first asking about stalking. And it’s not too late! Take my advice now and win your true love back:

mammary glands or GTFO.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I was saving my body for Biff. Now, I fear, I will never know the love of the flesh with anyone. It’s too hard to even contemplate.

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A candle, gutting in the wind,

My heart, gutted in your hand,

The world will never be the same.

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

MC Banhammer Posted:

You know, this would all have been solved a long time ago, and your heart wouldn’t be in a thousand pieces, if you had only listened to my advice when you were first asking about stalking. And it’s not too late! Take my advice now and win your true love back:

mammary glands or GTFO.

I think it’s beyond that. My love has turned his heart to pursuit of comix and therefore is beyond the reach of a woman’s earthly attributes. He dreams only of iron thighs clad in superhero tights and people shooting wads of sticky web from their bodies.

It’s too late.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Anyone know a good way to get rid of a tattoo?

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nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

i hate you


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Janie Posted:

I think it’s beyond that. My love has turned his heart to pursuit of comix and therefore is beyond the reach of a woman’s earthly attributes. He dreams only of iron thighs clad in superhero tights and people shooting wads of sticky web from their bodies.

It’s too late.

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Spiderman doesnt shoot web from hiz body; he shootz it from special devices on his wristz, you dumb ****! Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

i hate you

No more than I hate myself, I’m sure.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

L2 Posted:

Spiderman doesnt shoot web from hiz body; he shootz it from special devices on his wristz, you dumb ****! Log in to see images!

Oh. So his wrists exist outside his body? Like they fly around behind him or something? I don’t know this comix stuff, see.


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forumwhore

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Janie Posted:

Anyone know a good way to get rid of a tattoo?

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just put a ban-aid over it for now till You find a new target.

just make sure his name is short enough to fit in your heart.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Janie Posted:

Anyone know a good way to get rid of a tattoo?

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Cigarettes burn them off if you are patient enough.


Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Janie Posted:

Oh. So his wrists exist outside his body? Like they fly around behind him or something? I don’t know this comix stuff, see.

Itz like a watch that shootz sticky, white stuff all over people. Log in to see images!


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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

L2 Posted:

Spiderman doesnt shoot web from hiz body; he shootz it from special devices on his wristz, you dumb ****! Log in to see images!

That depends on which Spider-Man.

The movie version it came from his wrists.

Also, carnage and Venom don’t need web fluid wrist shooters.


Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO!

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

That depends on which Spider-Man.

The movie version it came from his wrists.

Also, carnage and Venom don’t need web fluid wrist shooters.

Everyone knowz that the movie Spiderman doesnt count. Log in to see images!

And Carnage and Venom were very different from Spiderman. Also; Carnage > Venom, Venom Biff Tanen fails to deliver.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

L2 Posted:

Everyone knowz that the movie Spiderman doesnt count. Log in to see images!

And Carnage and Venom were very different from Spiderman. Also; Carnage > Venom, Venom Biff Tanen fails to deliver.

OK Do comic versions count then?

Cuz several comic versions have Spider-Man shooting web fluid out of his wrists without his web shooters.

Venom and Carnage are different sure, but the alien symbiote is mimicing Spider-Man’s powers.

Venom Biff isn’t a very good Venom though…


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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

L2 Posted:

Itz like a watch that shootz sticky, white stuff all over people. Log in to see images!

Nuh uh!!

It don’t look like a watch at all!

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Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO!

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The only nipple Biff Tannen will ever see.


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