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Poll What's the coolest thing that's happened on your birthday?

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

For instance, my birthday is July 16th, the same day as Trinity, the test of the first atomic bomb.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

In 1941 Hungary and Romania declared war on the United States.

And in 2005, Scott Peterson was sentenced to the Death Penalty for the murder of his wife, Laci – on the same day that Stanley Tookie Williams was executed.

December 13.

Yep… fascinated by morbid facts. Log in to see images! spacekadt edited this message on 06/03/2008 12:50AM

-rocky-sadly-

Avatar: -rocky-sadly-'s Avatar
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

spacekadt Posted:

In 1941 Hungary and Romania declared war on the United States.

And in 2005, Scott Peterson was sentenced to the Death Penalty for the murder of his wife, Laci.

December 13.

Yep… fascinated by morbid facts. Log in to see images!

2003 – Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein is captured near his home town of Tikrit

1977 – A DC-3 aircraft chartered from the Indianapolis-based National Jet crashes near Evansville Regional Airport, killing 29, including the University of Evansville basketball team, support staff and boosters of the team.

December 13 is my birthday too.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Corpus Christi every few years or so.

May 26.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

July 12

Alexander Hamilton shot

Bill Cosby born

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

My birthday is on D-Day and Swedish Flag Day, but that’s pretty boring. Much more interesting…

1752 – A devastating fire destroys one-third of Moscow, including 18,000 homes.

1889 – The Great Seattle Fire destroys the entirety of downtown Seattle, Washington.

1971 – A midair collision between a Hughes Airwest Douglas DC-9 jetliner and a U.S. Marine Corps McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II jet fighter near Duarte, California claims 50 lives.

1985 – The grave of “Wolfgang Gerhard” is exhumed in Embu, Brazil; the remains found are later proven to be those of Josef Mengele, Auschwitz’s “Angel of Death”. Mengele is thought to have drowned while swimming in February 1979. (This one’s actually on my birth year!)

Also, Carl Jung died on my birthday.

P.S. MY BIRTHDAY IS ON FRIDAY AND BROWNIE POINTS MAKE A FINE GIFT.

Genesis

Avatar: Genesis's Avatar
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

please dominate me <3 <3 <3

Krystal Steal is exactly one year older than I am.

November 29

1877 – Thomas Edison demonstrates his phonograph for the first time.

1890 – At West Point, New York, the United States Naval Academy defeats the United States Military Academy 24-0 in the first Army-Navy football game.

1934 – The Chicago Bears defeat the Detroit Lions 19-16 in the first nationally broadcast game.

Genesis edited this message on 06/03/2008 1:13AM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

1570 – Pope Pius V excommunicates Queen Elizabeth I of England.

1836 – Samuel Colt receives an American patent for the Colt revolver.

1837 – The first practical electric motor in the US is patented by Thomas Davenport.

1901 – J.P. Morgan incorporates the United States Steel Corporation.

1945 – World War II: Turkey declares war on Germany.

1948 – The Communist Party of Czechoslovakia takes control of government in Czechoslovakia and the period of the Third Republic ends.

1971 – The first unit of the Pickering Nuclear Generating Station, first commercial nuclear power station in Canada, goes online.

2008 – The country of Kosovo declares independence from Serbia.

All true.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

1998 – Google is launched.

forumwhore

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2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

April 20th.

I donno why but many people celebrate my birthday like its a new yearLog in to see images!

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

September 6th

1939 – World War II: South Africa declares war on Germany.

1952 – Canada’s first television station, CBFT-TV, opens in Montreal.

1970 – Two pbumenger jets bound from Europe to New York are simultaneously hijacked by Palestinian terrorist members of PFLP and taken to Dawson’s Field in Jordan.

1991 – The name Saint Petersburg is restored to Russia’s second largest city, which had been renamed Leningrad in 1924.

Everybodykno-
ws

Avatar: Corset 2
14

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

about 3 hours of sex on my 18th.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

1871 – The Great Chicago Fire is brought under control.

1919 – Black Sox scandal: The Cincinnati Reds “win” the World Series. (good times, good times)

1940 – John Lennon Born (of course, died on March 20, 1969 Log in to see images!)

1989 – I threw up

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born. And Spore’s release date was announced.

Mitch Connor

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 1 Re-Re

My birthday is 8th of March, the coolest thing that happened that day? I was born. Lamest thing? Evil Trout was born that day

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

July 4th… Independence Day. Also, that was a cool movie, and it came out that weekend. WELCOME TO EARTH. Log in to see images!

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

I was pushed through a woman's genitals but I survivedLog in to see images!

Nocturnal_He-
artache

Avatar: Emo Girl

[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

George Washington died.

Unfortunately, that annoying Vanessa Hudgens shares my birthday as well.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

1933 – The Iraqi Government slaughtered over 3,000 bumyrians in the village of Sumail.

1947 – Thor Heyerdahl’s balsa wood raft the Kon-Tiki, smashes into the reef at Raroia in the Tuamotu Islands after a 101-day, 7000-km (4375-mile) journey across the Pacific Ocean proving that pre-historic peoples could have traveled from South America.

1959 – The Lincoln Memorial design on the U.S. penny goes into circulation.

1966 – Jimmy Wales, Wikipedia co-founder is born.

2000 – The internet art community deviantART launches.

August 7th for me. =P

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

1977 – James Earl Ray escapes from Brushy Mountain State Prison in Petros, Tennessee, but is recaptured on June 13.

1977 – Apple Computer ships its first Apple II personal computer.

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